Gordon Brown’s Groucho Marxist promise to ” listen and lead ” begs the question of exactly how much cash these 5Th rate Fagins have already shared with pet market researchers, management consultants and focus groups to date ( BTW does anybody, other than the former chancellor, know ? )

Mindful of the fact that apart from stuffing their own shiny-suited pockets, New Labour’s towering achievement so far has been to significantly increase the threat of terrorism in the UK , while boosting membership of the British National Party ( though some credit for the latter should also go to Jasmin Wotsit-Brown -it was too astute of Sky News to invite this fantastically stupid woman on to debate Boris’ victory last night : ” He does not belong here ! He is not one of us ! He belongs in Henley ! ” ); were there any honour left among thieves, the noble thing for the cabinet to do now would be to listen and leave

Luckily, London responded to the May Day call. Not so easily fooled
as the many not the few of our over institutionalised ( terrified of personal freedom ) left-wing press , voters recognised the unmitigated privilege of having a candidate quite so intelligent and competent as the gorgeous, pouting Boris Johnson for Mayor - ” he is the white Obama ” - as one political commentator text-messaged soon after midnight.